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Grand Sichuan St. Marks

I just posted the following review on menupages. It should go live in the next day or so.

Until then….

My wife and I just ate here last night.

We’ve been eating at Grand Sichuan, St Marks, for years. Over the past 2 years the quality has gone down, I assumed it was due to the tough economy. Portion sizes have also gotten smaller.

We have let this slide, until now. Last night we ordered the #94 and we found two fibers of steel wool in it. Then today we were eating the left over MaPo Tofu and we found a small and very jagged STONE in it.

In fact, my wife bit down on it. We let the steel wool slide because we assumed it was from a hasty cleaning of a wok. But, a stone?! What!?
Grand Sichuan St. Marks has a Grade A health score in the w

indow. I would give it a grade F.

I am really disappointed and saddened by the loss of what was a great restaurant.

Also, as a side note, my company does a lot of corporate lunches here and the service at lunch sucks. Service is very brisk, the food comes out slowly, and the flavors are not as good as during the dinner shift – assuming you like steel wool and stones in your evening meal.

PANIC ATTACK

Can I complain about something ?

Next time my bank decides they want to tell me my statement is available online, can they NOT start the email with giant red letters reading, “ACCOUNT ALERT.”

Tim Pawlenty

De ar Tim P awlenty,
You quit after finishing third in what is basically a rigged popularity contest

? You re alize th at this was a straw poll, right

? Glad to know that a “fighter” like you won’t be leading our executive branch – you spineless dork.

Joe G – Restaurant Review

I recently posted this review about Joe G’s italian restaurant on menu pages. After two and a half weeks they have yet to publish it.

I eventually wrote a less dramatic review, thinking they had perhaps flagged the one below as spam or abuse or something. But, that second review also was never published. So, then I wrote a third! Very calm, very articulate, very short.

That has also yet to show up on menu pages.

BUT, A FUCKING POSITIVE REVIEW HAS BEEN PUBLISHED!

I swear, it’s like they are trying to make me go insane.

————-

This place is the biggest Bait and Switch I have ever seen during my 13 years in NYC.

Last week I was taking my out-of-town mother around and we ended up near Columbus Circle.

We went to Joe G’s because of the decent reviews on Menupages and because the menu OUTSIDE had dishes in the $10 range. It looked perfect for our group (4) as we wanted something casual.

The place was empty, minus a girl crying and two drooling geriatrics. Once we ordered drinks we came across a small menu with most meals running $15 and up. We thought we were in the wrong place!

I still had the take away menu in my pocket and we compared the two. They were radically different. Spaghetti bolognese – Take away: $9.95. Inside Menu: $14.95! Penna Punttensca – Take away: $9.95. Inside menu: DOESN’T EXIST! This goes on and on.

We eventually asked the waiter what the deal was. He said “That’s the way they have decided to do it.” WTF! You put a menu outside listing almost twice as much food

and then I go inside and find out that you are going to cornhole me? BAIT AND SWITCH SCUM OF THE EARTH!

He assured me that they would be able to make anything off of the take out menu, “at an increased cost.” YOU SWINE!

We reluctantly stayed. We just wanted a warm place to sit where we could eat, relax, talk and laugh. It was about family, NOT food. But, here’s my review of the food anyway.

• Ravioli: 6 cheese ravioli (not homemade) with okay sauce.

Not worth $14.95.
• The (farmed) salmon entree was dull and looked like it

was served with microwaved vegetables. The pizza’s we ordered (8 inches) were boring. I would compare them to grabbing two slices at a corner joint for 15 bucks.
• The Margherita pie is described as coming with FRESH mozzarella. It’s just regular shredded cheese. I mean, if you consider that it didn’t have mold growing on it – yeah – I guess it was “Fresh.”
• The Tiramisu was mediocre.

This place sucks. We almost went next door to Patsy’s (not the pizza Patsy’s); we decided against it because the cost was $20-30 per entree. We went to Joe G’s based on the ~10 menu outside and ended up paying $20 a head anyway. I Imagine that the majority of their business is corporate lunch deliveries and even then, who knows what they are going to charge you.

Don’t bother eating here.

I hate this place. I hate feeling ripped off. I just wanted to show my mom a good time and give her a good meal.

This place soured that. I hope they go out of business and die like dogs.

LiquidWeb is a Crummy Webhost

This was the worst support experience I have ever had with a web host.

I’ve been a big fan of

LiquidWeb and have hosted my own site – and the sites of my clients – for years with you. But, your costs have not been competitive and all of my current clients now use other hosts.

My brother – who just has a basic website – still uses you and I manage his tiny site making the most basic changes now and then.

I wanted to do him a favor and install Wordpress so that I could transfer his old blog to the Wordpress format.

Trying to get this done was a mess.

My ticket was open for 239 hours. That’s insane. What is that, 9 days

? Every step along the way there was another mistake or technical problem and your response time was really bad. You can review the support ticket to see each and every step that was taken.

To cap things off, my IP address ended up getting blocked and I couldn’t even access his site. When I added on to my support ticket to say the site was down for me, NO ONE REPLIED. I eventually had to call to get it taken care of.

For the price my brother pays per month I see no reason why he should even bother using liquid web.

In the 239 hours it took to get my account up and running to the point where I could even INSTALL wordpress I as able to buy a domain name, park it with another host (Inmotionhosting) install wordpress, transfer and rebuild his entire website, and lots more.

Imagine if I had been trying to do work for a client and not a family member with a little tiny site that no one visits.

If it had taken 239 hours for liquidweb to solve my problem I would have lost that client. And, I would not have been happy about that.

So, I don’t see how I can continue to use or recommend you any more.

Eventually I’ll be transferring my brothers domain to another registrar and closing his account with you. And, then i’ll do the same with my own sites.

It’s sad. You use to be the best.

-Jeff

Xoom: Money Scam? [UPDATED]

So, I received these emails for XOOM money transfers saying how I had received a transfer of money and then how that money had been transfered to some other dude.

I almost just immediately deleted them, thinking they were about as valid as some Nigerian Prince who needed my help in transferring funds. But, something about them sent up a red flag. I had never heard of Xoom before but a little research indicated that it was a real company for money transfers. Hummm… I am posting this not because it’s really that entertaining – but more so that if someone ever encounters the same weird issue they can hopefully find this post.

Here we go…..

Hello, I just got two emails from no-reply@xoom.com saying that I am involved in a transaction of money. I have never heard of your company or used your services. Is this a scam

?

The first email reads:
Anne Margareth Cruz has sent you a money transfer.
(etc)
Transaction Details
Xoom Tracking Number: X061855032761943
Sent to: Leonardo Dalupan
Amount You Will Receive: 250.00 USD

The second email is sent to me

and miiszie_star@yahoo.com

It reads:
Your recent money transfer to Leonardo Dalupan is now ready for pick up. We will update you again after we confirm the money has been successfully picked up.
As a reminder, here are some details of your transfer:
Xoom Tracking Number: X061855032761943
Sent to: Leonardo Dalupan
Amount Sent: 250.00 USD

What is going on here? Who are you people?

I want answers. In the meantime, I’ll be contacting my bank to alert them to any fraudulent activities.

Sincerely,
-Jeff

Response (Marjorie Aviso) – 02/03/2011 12:48 AM

Dear Jeff,

Thank you for reporting this incident to us. Xoom is an international online money transfer business. We indeed send automated emails to inform the recipient and sender with regards to the status of the money transfer. We were able to pull up the particular transaction you were referring to in your previous email. Right now, we are reviewing and verifying the said transaction and looking into the reason why you have received this email from us. We will get back to you with any update with regards to this case. In the meantime, you may want to check our website at www.xoom.com as to the company profile.

Once aga in, we appreciate you report

ing this incident to us as we want to ensure safety in every Xoom transaction, as always.

Sincerely,

Xoom Verification Team

And another reply….

Response (Al Ongsiapco) – 02/03/2011 09:14 AM

Dear Jeff,

We apologized for the inconvenience.

This transaction was already been cancelled by our Customer Verification for security reasons.

Thank you.

XOOM CUSTOMER SERVICE


UPDATED 9.2.11:
So, this has turned into a whole new style of annoyance…. I just sent this letter to their Customer Service team.

Normally I would just set up a spam filter to get rid of these.

But since this started as a FRAUDULENT transaction, I feel like I need to monitor whatever the hell Xoom is trying to pull.

Hello,

Last February I was sent a message by xoom regarding transaction X061855032761943.

It read:
“Anne Margareth Cruz has sent you a money transfer.
You might want to save this email until the transaction has been completed. This email contains the link that is required for you to see the progress of this transaction.
Transaction Status
Click here to view the status of your transaction.


Transaction Details
Xoom Tracking Number: X061855032761943
Sent to: Leonardo Dalupan
Amount You Will Receive: 250.00 USD”

Since I am NOT Leonardo Dalupan and I do not know Anne Margareth Cruz I reported that my email address had been used fraudulently. Your customer service department then cancelled this transaction.

Since that date I have continued to receive emails from Xoom with the exact same message as the one above. If I click on the link to view the transaction it tells me that the transaction has been cancelled.

I receive these emails once a day.

Sometimes as many as 4 will arrive. Today, for example, I received an email at 10:41am and then another at 10:44am.

I have called your customer service line TWICE to complain and to ask that you STOP SENDING ME these emails and both times I have been told me the problem would be fixed. They have placed me on your “Do No Email” marketing list (which, in this case does nothing as these are not marketing emails) and was assured that the situation would be reported to a supervisor.

I was also told that I would receive an email within 24 hours indicated that this problem was resolved. That was over a week ago. The email never came. But your spam emails about this fraudulent transaction keep being sent to me.

I have never used xoom.

I do NOT have a xoom account. I do not want to keep being sent emails for a cancelled fraudulent transaction. Why have you not been able to stop sending me these? What are you going to do to resolve this issue?

Until then, I am opening a complaint with the FCC and BBB.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. [UPDATED]

I sent this letter to NY State Senator Charles Schumer today:

Chuck,

Can we just call a vote

on Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell? Do we really want to let McCain have this much po

wer? I say, hold the vote.

Call his bluff. And, get this issue over in the lame duck – NOW.

Otherwise it will never pass.

And, if McCrazy does try to filibuster, and if he does stop it from passing. Fine. LET THAT BE HIS LEGECY. Let history show that he was a cruel and stupid man.

I just want to see the democrats grow a pair for once.

Why does the party constantly act like a bunch of sissies that run away from their own polices and beliefs

?

Thank goodness you are the voice of the Dems in the senate. You have always been vocal and intelligent. PLEASE, don’t let us down now.

I will be posting a copy of this letter, and any reply I get from you at MostRoyal.com

Thank you.
-Jeff

a reply….

Dear Mr. **CENSORED**:

Thank you for contacting me to express your opposition to “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” I agree that Congress should repeal this discriminatory policy and allow gay soldiers to serve openly in the armed services.

As you know, in March, Senator Joe Lieberman of Connecticut introduced repeal legislation, the Military Readiness Enhancement Act (S.3065), which I proudly cosponsor. This legislation reflects the growing consensus that now exists among the top uniformed leaders of our armed services that repealing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is in our nation’s best interest. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Admiral Mullen testified in favor of repeal before the Senate Armed Services Committee (SASC) in February. He argued that it is wrong to force young men and women to “lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens.” Defense Secretary Robert Gates and General David Petraeus also support repeal.

In May, both SASC and the House of Representatives approved a Defense Authorization bill that includes repeal, pending the results of an implementation study by the Department of Defense.

The day is coming when repeal is fully implemented and every patriotic New Yorker can serve in the military with dignity.

While there is still a long way to go in the struggle for equality, it is heartening to see the nation moving closer to the values that you and I hold as fundamental.

Thank you again for contacting me on this important issue. Please do not hesitate to contact me in the future if I may be of assistance on this, or any other, issue.

Sincerely,

Charles E. Schumer
United States Senator

PBS Washington Week: w/ Extra Audio

Gwen, I really enjoy the show and the Webcast Extra. I almost always have to listen via the podcast.

I wanted to let you know that whoever is recording the audio for

the podcast is also recording their Instant Message Chat Alert sounds.

(Intern?)

You can hear an example of this in the 11/26/10 episode approximately at 13:41 through 13:47. It has been happening for the past few weeks.

oops.

-Jeff
Washington Week with Chat Alerts

UPDATE: The recording of chat alert sounds has stopped… for now. :)

Avis: Rent A Crap

I rented a car from Avis last weekend. Today I receive

d a survey. I love filling out surveys; sadly this one was a bit of a let down as it really just listed a bunch of crap for me to rate on a 1-7 scale.

Thankfully, there were a few areas where I could express my viewpoints.

I copied and pasted them here for you to enjoy. Not that you really enjoy this stuff.

Seriously, if you are reading my survey answers and getting enjoyment you have problems.

Please indicate if any of the following issues influenced your rating of the rental car you received:

Did not receive the type of car you reserved.
I specifically did not want a Ford Focus. Guess what I received?

Unhappy with the make/model of the car you received.


Ford Focus is the worst & most uncomfortable car ever. I swear, my spine is actually bruised. Also, horrid radio reception compared to other cars we have rented.

The rental car was not comfortable.


The Ford Focus is a torture device. I’d rather sit on a pile of sharp rocks for 8 hours.

Ford Focus, 2009

Now, this is what I have to ask you – strangers with nothing better to do than read my blog littered with the answers to SURVEYS I TOOK – What do you think of the Ford Focus?

Honestly, AVIS is really getting blamed for something that isn’t their fault.

They didn’t design the Ford Focus. Sure, they decided to LOAD UP THE LOT WITH NOTHING BUT THE WORST CAR EVER; but, beyond that one simple and moronic business decision, I can’t really fault them.

Leave a comment and let me know what you think of the Ford Focus. Here is how I would sum it up, in haiku form.

Ford Focus: lacks foam.
Second-rate interior
Looks like a cheap toy.

Ford Focus Interior

Meet your meat.

Hello When you say that your bison are fed grain and hay, what is the grain

? Is it just a corn b

ased product?

Also, how “free range” are the bison

? I thought all bison herds were grass fed and free range.

But, now that I have visited your website, I feel like your product is raised just as badly

as beef cattle!

I am let down by your products.

What are your plans for selling solely Grass Fed and Organic Bison meat ?

I will be posting a copy of this email, and whatever response I get from you, on the website MostRoyal.com

Thank you,
Jeff